Kim And Kanye Expecting Our Savior


Up until today, there were two kinds of people in the world – those that have accepted Kanye and Kim as the godly couple that they so obviously are and those that have lived in the dark, refusing to open their eyes to the Good Word, refusing to believe that they are the light that illuminates our unimportant and futile lives.

Well, no more. Today, we are learning that Kim and Kanye’s new child is going to be born on December 25 and there can no longer be any doubt that they truly are the saviors of the human race and everything that is good and proper in this world. Join us in absolute reverence and exultation of the coming of our savior!

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