Justin Bieber’s New Tour Will Be Ridiculous
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Justin Bieber is getting all conceptual for his upcoming tour called Purpose. According to sources, the opening of every show on the tour will begin with a visual display of storms and clouds as Justin falls from the sky. This super lame stunt was designed to portray the mistakes he’s made along the way.
As he falls, the audience will hear Justin himself, explaining the rough road he’s been walking all these years, involving all kinds of ex-girlfriends, his bouts with the law and so on. He will then reach an epiphany of sorts and start to rise again on stage, at which point he will make his entrance.
To be perfectly honest, this sounds like the lamest thing ever. Not since the height of prog rock in the 1970s have we heard an idea this dumb and pretentious.