Former Subway Spokesperson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison

Remember Jared Fogle? He was the guy who was in all of the Subway commercials back in the day, claiming that he had lost 200 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches. Well, that guy was just sentenced to more than 15 years in prison after being found guilty of possessing and trading child pornography and paying to have sex with underage girls.

The 38-year-old expressed remorse in court in an effort to get a more lenient sentence. According to his defense, the sudden weight loss made Fogle “hyper sexual,” which led him into a life filled with booze, pornography and prostitutes.

But Judge Tanya Walton Pratt was not budging and ended up sentencing Fogle to more than the original 12 and a half years that the prosecution asked for. She also ordered Fogle to a lifetime of supervision after leaving prison and fined him $175,000.

Goodbye and good riddance, Mr. Fogle. Insert your own prison-related “footlong” jokes here.